ONE-LINERS

Q: Why can't you circumcise Osama bin Laden?
A: There's no end to that towel-wrapped prick!

Q: Why did the Taliban outlaw holding driver's ed class and sex ed class on the same day?
A: They decided it was too much for their camels to handle.

Q: Why don't intelligent people pay any attention to what Osama bin Laden teaches?
A: Because a waste is a terrible thing to mind.

Q: How many Afghans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None...they don't have any power!

Q: What does the Taliban and a proctologist have in common?
A: They both are anal retentive!!

Q: Why do Afghans like to fuck sheep at the edge of a cliff?
A: The sheep tend to push back harder that way!!

Q: What do you call a follower of Osama bin Laden that has both a camel and a goat?
A: Bi-sexual!

Q: How is bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble

Q: What do Osama bin laden and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where all those Tomahawks are coming from!

Q: What do you call bin Laden's girlfriend?
A: A 'Tali-whacker'.

Q: What do bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common?
A: Nothing, yet.

Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
A: B-52...F-16...B-1...

Q: What is the Taliban's national bird?
A: Duck

Q: Why does the Taliban Navy have glass bottom boats?
A: So they can see their Air Force.

Q: What's the five day forecast for Afghanistan?
A: Two days.

New Taliban Law: All Taliban women must shave off pubic hair, or run the risk of being considered a BUSH supporter!

CHICAGO - The war on terrorism took a strange and sad turn Friday when airline officials at O'Hare International Airport refused to let a 73-year-old grandmother board her plane as she had in her possession two, six-inch knitting needles.
Apparently authorities were worried that she might knit an Afghan.

News services are reporting that Osama bin Laden has been captured by U.S. Special Forces.

In a covert operation, the entire country of Afghanistan was sprayed with Viagra and the little prick popped right up!